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Our Story
This
Is Our Story Bitch!
Back
towards then end of 1999 there was some weird shit happening.
Two Ninjas, Bane and Shaft started haveing these weird dreams
about blood, death, murder, suicide, and other fucked up shit,
you know what I'm sayin'. They began to change. They began to
lose all sense of shame, pain, and feeling. They began experimenting
with some weird shit. Their grades in school began to drop, as
if they had been good in the first place, ha! As the year rolled
on they began to randomly bust rhymes, right in the middle of
class. ''You may think I'm lying to you, but I swear in my nut
sack this story is true''- Shaft. As it progresses they began
to write songs about people they knew such as Bobe The Biggot.
Bane used his former nickname but these sons were weak and stupid.
What the fuck am I saying, these songs, or poems, what ever the
fuck you wanted to call them (unless you knew Bobe), they were
gay, they sucked dick, a horny 8 yearold could do better. You
get the point! But Bane and Shaft learned from their rhymes, kept
some and made improvments over the last 4 months. But if you know
anything about thes two paunchy Juggalos is tthat these two Serial
Killa's are lazy and easily sidetracked by little things such
as porn and masterbating. But they try. But every time they start
writtin one song they begin another so they have tid fuckin' bits
of all these songs but not one complete.